Saturday, August 23, 2008

Smoked up the money... Urban Dictionary


1. My roomie smoked up the rent money

its when you or your "friend" spends all the rent money on crystal meth (or any other drugs)
last night my roommate smoked up the rent money so now i cant even leave the house!
hood slang, getting high, crack, drugs, cocaine, crystal meth
by Dwight Taylor Jan 2, 2007 email it

He smoked the rent! He ACTUALLY smoked the RENT!

We were served papers today... or He was served papers. The guy buzzed buzzed buzzed and I thought is was either a hungry methed out trick OR something more official. The guy asked, in an official voice, for a "W_____ _____". It was hella early and i was still half asleep, it was afterall, a san francisco saturday morning, preceded by a san francisco friday night. I 'm here to serve papers to W____ _____ and to "any and everybody" that lives here. I was like, fuck... Here we go.

The white haired guy kept it official, aka disconnected and not so personal. I asked what it was for and signed for it. He needed to come up and check to see if W____ was here. I banged on His bedroom door but could not tell if he was here. The guy said he had to tape a copy to the door. How fucking hood is that shit, right? I was like, go for it. I even helped hold it while he taped. This only affects me in terms of the physical eviction. He's the only freak on the lease.

The Tea:

I called the Landlord myself... someone I've never spoken to before today. She didn't even know my name.

He has written 8 bad checks, all of which were eventually paid, to the landlord. That's where he tore his drawls with her. She was like, what a jerk. I love it.

HOWEVER, He wrote another bad check in June. He then wrote a bad check in July for the amount of the june and july rent. We still don't know whether the check for August is good or not.

THE CRACKED OUT PARASITE IS LIVING OFF OF ME AND BEING A BITCH ABOUT IT.

My friends say he needs a "back alley intervention". I'm too disgusted to look at him. He never even mentioned anything to me. This was all news to me! I have paid rent to him every single month! he's been living off of me. smoking my money.

He actually smoked the rent.

I don't know what will come of this. What I do know:
-We are being evicted
-it is happening "soon"
-I should not keep valuables in the apartment.

What a methy-mess.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Spongebob Hemppants - The Crystal Meth Episode

Failure to Appear in Superior Court? Say what???

So it seems the SF Superior Court sent W. a letter with FAILURE TO APPEAR visible through the back side of the envelope...when you stare really hard in good light. i'm just sayin. shoot... I damn sure didn't open it. That would be stupid. I'll be sure to mention that on Monday when I drop off my Civil Harassment Order Request.

I gotz to getz outta here, right? The day I move out, I don't think i'll care anymore. ARGH. lol. it's pretty ridiculous to me at this point... right. I know what you're thinking, it's been ridiculous since day one. Yeah, well... i guess you're right.

"I don't fight, I don't argue...

I'll hit that bitch with a bottle."

Friday, August 15, 2008

Distorted Reality

I love a good homemade PSA. Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance... or not.

OK... it's not this extreme. Give us some reality tv.

The National Drug agencies ALWAYS overshoot and create the most extreme versions of every drug scenario. And then they wonder why people laugh at them.

This gurl is goin THRU it honey....



Poor dear. lol.

I hate scare tactics for drug education... but this is funny.

Just couldn't resist...

CRYSTAL METH BUNNY
THIS IS THE ADVENTURE OF A BUNNY ON CRYSTAL METH. NOT REALLY. BUT IT'S FUNNY.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Funny Crystal Meth Video | Educational Video

Do Crystal Meth Instead of Drinking Coffee or Energy Drinks! This is pretty much how my roommate started to associate speed usage with everyday life. Don't lie to yourselves and party responsibly kids. Enjoy the sunny side of meth...