My Meth Head Roomie!!!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

The Rent[?]

So... today's the 6th. I usually pay on the fifth, since that's when I get paid. However, after he's taken the rent money for the last three months and lived off it [i.e. smoked it], he's not getting a dime for this month. I'm outta here anyway. He hasn't had the balls to ask yet. Maybe he knows better. We shall soon see.

I want him to ask me for the rent so that i can tell him how much of a cracked out parasite I think he is. Using the money i give him for rent to LIVE OFF OF?!?!?! Oh hell naw. If he needs to eat to survive, he can SUCK MY DICK FOR NUTRIENTS. Nevermind, he'd probably like that. I'll just tell him that instead of giving it to a thief like him, i gave it directly to the realty agency. Why would I give him a damn dime? He's done nothing but try to make me feel uncomfortable in my own shit for the last two months. I can't wait to get out of here soon.

If he changes the locks, it's over. Curtains, bitch. Besides the fact that it's illegal, I'll kick his fucking ass. That's real. He's been stealing from me for months, endangering my living space, refusing to communicate valuable information that would make this situation livable. Methed out mess. Fucking jerk. Changing jobs has been great but nutz. Moving is never in the equation but at least the new guys are cool. Just have to make sure I have cash for movers and shit. I still can't help but remember that all of this confusion spirals from one specific source: HIS FUCKING CRYSTAL METH USAGE.

I don't care if people get high. People shouldn't care if I get high... UNLESS:

I disown all of my friends because they want me to stop being a crack head. He chose rocks over us. Das Coool.

I smoke the rent money act like an asshole about living with the person I'm STEALING from. [Middle of the street intervention!!!]

I can't get a job because i'm too much of a narcissistic, conceited asshole to realize my life is spiraling out of control.

I start to blame everyone ELSE for the mess my life has become.

I walk around wearing button downs and sweaters as if I was normal but instead I come off like the spawn of Hannibal Lechter and The Guy from Psycho. oh yeah, Anthony Perkins.

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If we get kicked out before the 17th... das his ass, bitches. Middle of the street intervention in progress.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Smoked up the money... Urban Dictionary

1. My roomie smoked up the rent money

its when you or your "friend" spends all the rent money on crystal meth (or any other drugs)
last night my roommate smoked up the rent money so now i cant even leave the house!
hood slang, getting high, crack, drugs, cocaine, crystal meth
by Dwight Taylor Jan 2, 2007 email it

He smoked the rent! He ACTUALLY smoked the RENT!

We were served papers today... or He was served papers. The guy buzzed buzzed buzzed and I thought is was either a hungry methed out trick OR something more official. The guy asked, in an official voice, for a "W_____ _____". It was hella early and i was still half asleep, it was afterall, a san francisco saturday morning, preceded by a san francisco friday night. I 'm here to serve papers to W____ _____ and to "any and everybody" that lives here. I was like, fuck... Here we go.

The white haired guy kept it official, aka disconnected and not so personal. I asked what it was for and signed for it. He needed to come up and check to see if W____ was here. I banged on His bedroom door but could not tell if he was here. The guy said he had to tape a copy to the door. How fucking hood is that shit, right? I was like, go for it. I even helped hold it while he taped. This only affects me in terms of the physical eviction. He's the only freak on the lease.

The Tea:

I called the Landlord myself... someone I've never spoken to before today. She didn't even know my name.

He has written 8 bad checks, all of which were eventually paid, to the landlord. That's where he tore his drawls with her. She was like, what a jerk. I love it.

HOWEVER, He wrote another bad check in June. He then wrote a bad check in July for the amount of the june and july rent. We still don't know whether the check for August is good or not.

THE CRACKED OUT PARASITE IS LIVING OFF OF ME AND BEING A BITCH ABOUT IT.

My friends say he needs a "back alley intervention". I'm too disgusted to look at him. He never even mentioned anything to me. This was all news to me! I have paid rent to him every single month! he's been living off of me. smoking my money.

He actually smoked the rent.

I don't know what will come of this. What I do know:
-We are being evicted
-it is happening "soon"
-I should not keep valuables in the apartment.

What a methy-mess.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Spongebob Hemppants - The Crystal Meth Episode

Failure to Appear in Superior Court? Say what???

So it seems the SF Superior Court sent W. a letter with FAILURE TO APPEAR visible through the back side of the envelope...when you stare really hard in good light. i'm just sayin. shoot... I damn sure didn't open it. That would be stupid. I'll be sure to mention that on Monday when I drop off my Civil Harassment Order Request.

I gotz to getz outta here, right? The day I move out, I don't think i'll care anymore. ARGH. lol. it's pretty ridiculous to me at this point... right. I know what you're thinking, it's been ridiculous since day one. Yeah, well... i guess you're right.