Smoked up the money... Urban Dictionary

1. My roomie smoked up the rent money

its when you or your "friend" spends all the rent money on crystal meth (or any other drugs)
last night my roommate smoked up the rent money so now i cant even leave the house!
hood slang, getting high, crack, drugs, cocaine, crystal meth
by Dwight Taylor Jan 2, 2007 email it

He smoked the rent! He ACTUALLY smoked the RENT!

We were served papers today... or He was served papers. The guy buzzed buzzed buzzed and I thought is was either a hungry methed out trick OR something more official. The guy asked, in an official voice, for a "W_____ _____". It was hella early and i was still half asleep, it was afterall, a san francisco saturday morning, preceded by a san francisco friday night. I 'm here to serve papers to W____ _____ and to "any and everybody" that lives here. I was like, fuck... Here we go.

The white haired guy kept it official, aka disconnected and not so personal. I asked what it was for and signed for it. He needed to come up and check to see if W____ was here. I banged on His bedroom door but could not tell if he was here. The guy said he had to tape a copy to the door. How fucking hood is that shit, right? I was like, go for it. I even helped hold it while he taped. This only affects me in terms of the physical eviction. He's the only freak on the lease.

The Tea:

I called the Landlord myself... someone I've never spoken to before today. She didn't even know my name.

He has written 8 bad checks, all of which were eventually paid, to the landlord. That's where he tore his drawls with her. She was like, what a jerk. I love it.

HOWEVER, He wrote another bad check in June. He then wrote a bad check in July for the amount of the june and july rent. We still don't know whether the check for August is good or not.

THE CRACKED OUT PARASITE IS LIVING OFF OF ME AND BEING A BITCH ABOUT IT.

My friends say he needs a "back alley intervention". I'm too disgusted to look at him. He never even mentioned anything to me. This was all news to me! I have paid rent to him every single month! he's been living off of me. smoking my money.

He actually smoked the rent.

I don't know what will come of this. What I do know:
-We are being evicted
-it is happening "soon"
-I should not keep valuables in the apartment.

What a methy-mess.

Spongebob Hemppants - The Crystal Meth Episode

Failure to Appear in Superior Court? Say what???

So it seems the SF Superior Court sent W. a letter with FAILURE TO APPEAR visible through the back side of the envelope...when you stare really hard in good light. i'm just sayin. shoot... I damn sure didn't open it. That would be stupid. I'll be sure to mention that on Monday when I drop off my Civil Harassment Order Request.

I gotz to getz outta here, right? The day I move out, I don't think i'll care anymore. ARGH. lol. it's pretty ridiculous to me at this point... right. I know what you're thinking, it's been ridiculous since day one. Yeah, well... i guess you're right.

"I don't fight, I don't argue...

I'll hit that bitch with a bottle."

Distorted Reality

I love a good homemade PSA. Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance... or not.

OK... it's not this extreme. Give us some reality tv.

The National Drug agencies ALWAYS overshoot and create the most extreme versions of every drug scenario. And then they wonder why people laugh at them.

This gurl is goin THRU it honey....



Poor dear. lol.

I hate scare tactics for drug education... but this is funny.

Just couldn't resist...

CRYSTAL METH BUNNY
THIS IS THE ADVENTURE OF A BUNNY ON CRYSTAL METH. NOT REALLY. BUT IT'S FUNNY.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Funny Crystal Meth Video | Educational Video

Do Crystal Meth Instead of Drinking Coffee or Energy Drinks! This is pretty much how my roommate started to associate speed usage with everyday life. Don't lie to yourselves and party responsibly kids. Enjoy the sunny side of meth...

I give in... to love. lol. Get me outta here.

Craigslist.com posting half jest... half real... desperate times, folks, desperate times...

$9001200 Jesus, I give in... ready to commit in order to slit the RENT! M4M (The Mission is hella cool.)

Reply to: hous-797616188@craigslist.org

Date: 2008-08-15, 3:37AM PDT


I've been running from commitment for 11 years now. My roommate is a crazy meth addict and I'm tryin to get the fuck OUTTAHERE, lol. Looking to split the rent with a sexy dude [notice I didn't say attractive, sexy over attractive any day] in the Mission District.

Let's get a nice place, a ONE BEDROOM, at a cost of about 1800-2400, with a fireplace and hardwood floors, shit. We could fuck each other, we could fuck other people... I'm a great cook and 420 is a luxury we can afford in SF. Nice. Let's twist one, turn the music up, cook, and end the night with a bottle of wine. The secret to our love affair, a sofa bed. If we want to trick or want to sleep alone for a night or three. No sweat, no foul, there's always two beds.

I'm a handsome, 29 year old SF resident, who's been here for 6 years. Moved here for graduate school and I will be studying for the GMAT over the next few months, but I have headphones so it won't be like a library. I got the first Master's Degree and will be working on an MBA in Fall 09. I'm not rich, yet, so that's why I'm interested in an agreement that can be both friendly and financially beneficial for both of us.


We would DEFINITELY have separate lives but COMMUNICATE often and simply to maintain a chill space. I'm chemical friendly but JESUS, know your limits people...lol. We could grab dinner every now and then, go dutch or not, whatever we want. I like most ethnic foods. Spicy and sweet to tangy and tart. Mixology is a word... mmmm drinks.

How is this different from a boyfriend or a regular roommate? We wouldn't be either but it would seem like a little bit of both. We would focus on fulfilling our own individual needs but fill each others wants and desires as well.

I've already had the dorm-flop house situation. Let's get some comfortable but nice furniture that we didn't find on craigslist or at ikea [OK...some Ikea is cool].

Looking for a junior exec type or a blue collar type that can pay HIS own bills. Ambition is the sexiest characteristic a man can have. I'm sexually versatile and into interesting threesomes and such. Kinda vanilla in that, you can't pee on me [ok...maybe on thursdays. not really.]

Really, you will be unique so alot of description is a waste. The person who would answer this ad would be interesting, kinda nutz, and probably alot of fun. Looking for a one year lease, and that's definitely just on the apartment, not on me or you.

Cmon... if you think this is funny, that's cool. Hit Best of Craigslist for me.

Serious Inquiries Only. This could be fun.

Civil Harassment Orders

Civil Harassment Orders
Issued at Superior Court @ 400 McAllister. These are for relationships such as roommates, neighbors, co-workers, etc. OR for situations that do not involve violence or threats of violence. The order can be issued for up to three (3) years. There is a $196.00 filing fee. You may qualify for a fee waiver if you are alleging violence/threats of violence or if you qualify for low-income status.

I call it the "Leave me the fuck alone before I hurt you" Orders.

It's like five different forms. I'm trying to bounce soon, kids. I woke up this morning and this jobless ass-hole is in the bathroom during the same time I've gotten ready for work the entire time i've lived there, 9 months. Somebody needs to talk to this dude. I'm done talking. His tweaker eyes are gonna POP OUT when SFPD comes-a-knockin. Fuck this hoe.

Moving was not something that i had planned for this month or next month for that matter. I am already out of the house as much as I can. I don't cook there, hang out there, or anything else.

I know you're thinking, "fuck that, you pay rent... $900 in rent. I'd be comfortable in my own house...shoooot." At least that would be what i'd tell myself if I did have the unique opportunity to experience it first hand. I could "MAKE" myself comfortable but he wouldn't like that much. As much as I want to lay hands on him [a spiritual reference] over and over again, that would not benefit me in any way. I'm almost thirty, it's not attractive. It's funny, he's doing these little queeny things and expecting a tit for tat response. I just want to put my fist through his face ovah, and ovah, and ovah. Every been afraid to be be around someone because they might say or do something that will make you fly off the deep end and beat that ass. This is one of those experiences.

In the end, California always makes a way to keep you outta jail.

Thanks for the comments.

Thanks for taking the time to read and comment. Many of us in the city parTy. Straight, gay, male, female, tranny and the like. I am believe in live and let live. I've been chemically friendly, and I won't say i'll never get friendly again. His usage is nothing new either. His depth is the new part. It's like he decided one day that partying wasn't enough. it needed to become a daily act. It's like he has dunked his head in the bowl with tina. He's not bobbin, for apples people. He's bobbin for rocks.

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Dumb ass bitch.

He makes me wanna put my foot in his ass. that greasy, twisted face of his, bloated and flushed from the meth. I hate him. I do not appreciate coming home to a long day at work to a note about two fucking blankets that HIS friend left in my room months ago. He left me one this morning. I DO NOT ACCEPT NOTES FROM THE LAME BITCH WITH WHOM I LIVE. he's a punk bitch. You don't speak to me bitch. You can't say words If he has been in my room I may fuck him up! I have got to get the fuck out of here. not because he bothers me. it's not JUST that... it's because i want to FUCK HIM UP!!!

I would just move but who has the immediate cash for that in THIS town. I actually thought about moving home... then I hit the trees and that thought floated away. I have these visions of me with my knee in his fucking throat just pounding his face in. I should call the fucking police on his cracked out ass. I just need to focus on not choking him to death. I should not have to pay his ass a dime. I'm not paying him rent... aha.... it hit me in a flash.... you want me out, tweaker? No problem... for me.

Oh W

The strangest place on earth

Living with W. has become a daily chore and that needs to change. it starts with simple exchanges. I was raised correctly, so, no matter what, I will speak and say hello to someone when I enter the room. He will ignore. I then, being the southern gentleman that I am, want to put my fooooot up his tweaker ass. He shuffles around in a constant state of pisstocity "wanting to now live alone". He's even blaming me for his last roommate moved out.

NEWSFLASH: According to the emails and texts his last roommate left, he moved out because of your fucking drug problem... not because i had crashed on the couch for a week back when we were friends. Gimme a break.

I can't believe that narcissist has actually convinced himself that he's a victim in this situation. My friend and I who confronted him and are mean and bitter. I think he actually used the word "meanie".

The only reason we were having a conversation to begin the morning was because he did not respond to my hello. A hello i reserve for the likes of homeless people, the pope, muggers, rapists or anyone else who passes by me! He said nothing, didn't look over, and pretended to read something he scurried out of his room as he went into the restroom without a second thought. "I will not be ignoooored, Dan! er um W..." <-- from Glen Close in Fatal Attraction. lol. Fuck that dude. He's a punk bitch, and I'll remind him of it as much as he needs.

I called him back into the living room after he finished his crackshit, TMI...i know.

J W [why i'm still protecting this sorry SOB's identity, i do not know],



I think he's more dedicated to this not because he's lived here so long but because he is tweaking and has no job and has nothing but time. I on the other hand, have a few new obligations... a new job, a new part time contracting position, and I'm on track toward studying for the GMAT. I don't have much energy left for him AND why should I dedicate my time to him. I should dedicate my time to me. Fuck W. and his drug problem.