I give in... to love. lol. Get me outta here.

Craigslist.com posting half jest... half real... desperate times, folks, desperate times...

$9001200 Jesus, I give in... ready to commit in order to slit the RENT! M4M (The Mission is hella cool.)

Reply to: hous-797616188@craigslist.org

Date: 2008-08-15, 3:37AM PDT


I've been running from commitment for 11 years now. My roommate is a crazy meth addict and I'm tryin to get the fuck OUTTAHERE, lol. Looking to split the rent with a sexy dude [notice I didn't say attractive, sexy over attractive any day] in the Mission District.

Let's get a nice place, a ONE BEDROOM, at a cost of about 1800-2400, with a fireplace and hardwood floors, shit. We could fuck each other, we could fuck other people... I'm a great cook and 420 is a luxury we can afford in SF. Nice. Let's twist one, turn the music up, cook, and end the night with a bottle of wine. The secret to our love affair, a sofa bed. If we want to trick or want to sleep alone for a night or three. No sweat, no foul, there's always two beds.

I'm a handsome, 29 year old SF resident, who's been here for 6 years. Moved here for graduate school and I will be studying for the GMAT over the next few months, but I have headphones so it won't be like a library. I got the first Master's Degree and will be working on an MBA in Fall 09. I'm not rich, yet, so that's why I'm interested in an agreement that can be both friendly and financially beneficial for both of us.


We would DEFINITELY have separate lives but COMMUNICATE often and simply to maintain a chill space. I'm chemical friendly but JESUS, know your limits people...lol. We could grab dinner every now and then, go dutch or not, whatever we want. I like most ethnic foods. Spicy and sweet to tangy and tart. Mixology is a word... mmmm drinks.

How is this different from a boyfriend or a regular roommate? We wouldn't be either but it would seem like a little bit of both. We would focus on fulfilling our own individual needs but fill each others wants and desires as well.

I've already had the dorm-flop house situation. Let's get some comfortable but nice furniture that we didn't find on craigslist or at ikea [OK...some Ikea is cool].

Looking for a junior exec type or a blue collar type that can pay HIS own bills. Ambition is the sexiest characteristic a man can have. I'm sexually versatile and into interesting threesomes and such. Kinda vanilla in that, you can't pee on me [ok...maybe on thursdays. not really.]

Really, you will be unique so alot of description is a waste. The person who would answer this ad would be interesting, kinda nutz, and probably alot of fun. Looking for a one year lease, and that's definitely just on the apartment, not on me or you.

Cmon... if you think this is funny, that's cool. Hit Best of Craigslist for me.

Serious Inquiries Only. This could be fun.